Like I caught me bloody sister doing a time or two?”
“How did you know?” she demanded. Cartoon sex I kicked the door shut and bolted it. “I think not,” she replied, “But you may suck my teats if it help rouse youl.” And with that she pylled her tits right out of her corset and ordered, “Off with your shirt I wish to feel your manly chest against mine.”
“You ent got a manly chest,” I laughed, “Quite the bloody opposite,” and I pulled my shirt and vest off and held her close. “And who the hell are you sir?” he snapped as he stood to face me, “Have you no decorum.”
“What’s bloody decorum,” I says, “I ent no house painter I’m bloody Captain bloody Beckinthwaite from bloody Yorkshire and I speaks me bloody mind.”
His poncy nob mates was pissing they selves laughing at me, “Look if its bloody brass you want I’ll pay top dollar, long as she’s virgin, two legs, two arms, couple of bloody tits, her own teeth, hearing and seeing would be a bonus but long
